Mr. Falcon

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  If you don't know what's wrong it can't be fixed

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  that is what i heard last night at my yoga class.

  she said for something to be fixed first it must become known what needs fixing.

  it is true for the physical, but also for the spiritual i believe.

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  Mr. Falcon

  is this "trolly" enough for you?

  
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  If you don't know what's wrong it can't be fixed

  by N.drew in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  that is what i heard last night at my yoga class.

  she said for something to be fixed first it must become known what needs fixing.

  it is true for the physical, but also for the spiritual i believe.

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  BRACE YOURSELF

  IT'S ANOTHER N. DREW PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE RETORT
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  very bad "JW" teenagers to "very good" JW's

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  do you know of any "jw" teenagers that were very bad in morals, but later in life they become elders, elderettes, etc...?

  what were they like?

  what are they like today?.

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  oh yeah. knew one chick who was the "village congregation bicycle" if you dig my meaning. and now she's holier than thou elderette and a basic overall Helen LoveJoy up on stage giving presentations and what not.

  But me and my crew knew her back when they called her "Lips 'n' Lungs".

  Have a good weekend, you beautiful trainwrecks.
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  Questions From Thinkers

  by Perry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  how do you explain david's graphic portrayal of jesus' death by crucifixion (psalm 22) 1000 years before christ lived?.

  how do you account for the odds (1 in 10 to the 157th power) that even just 48 (of 300) old testament prophecies were fulfilled in jesus christ?.

  in what sense was jesus a "good man" if he was lying in his claim to be god?.

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  Jesus, I need a drink.
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  Questions for Thinkers, Part Deux

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i am blatantly plagiarizing this from a 20th century email that claimed this was an open letter to laura schlessinger.

  snopes has the real scoop on it's origins.

  i'm sure it's been posted on jwn more than once in years past.

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  Praise Rang Everlasting.
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  Today's Caption Contest

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  "man, this hibatchi place is pretty intense.

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  Mr. Falcon

  c'mon lamallcool, you know you got your eye on that vacuum cover!
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  Today's Caption Contest

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  "man, this hibatchi place is pretty intense.

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  Mr. Falcon

  yes. Today's prize is ....*drum-roll*......

  Melba the Moo-Cow vacuum cleaner cover! Now you can have something that sucks AND blows!

  
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  Today's Caption Contest

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  "man, this hibatchi place is pretty intense.

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  "Man, this Hibatchi place is pretty intense."
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  "All generalizations are false, including this one."

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the above mark twain quote made me think about some of the comments i heard this weekend during the watchtower study.

  several commentors alluded to the seeming ignorance of "wordly" people as regards bible knowledge.

  comments such as "people who go to churches don't know the bible like we do, so they may go to church and afterwards say that was a very good sermon.

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  Mr. Falcon

  thanks Cheez for the re-runs of *sigh*................. "Classic Mr. Falcon"

  
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  Questions for Thinkers, Part Deux

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i am blatantly plagiarizing this from a 20th century email that claimed this was an open letter to laura schlessinger.

  snopes has the real scoop on it's origins.

  i'm sure it's been posted on jwn more than once in years past.

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  Mr. Falcon

  Mr. Falcon will be so sorry he wasn't here today, don't you think?

  "For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst." (Matt. 18:20)